What can you find at Coachella 2013? All of your money, a long car ride, pure MDMA, Daft Punk Holograms and a few laughs courtesy of the prankers at Funny or Die.

The comedy website backed by Will Ferrell, known for posted this mock poster from Dahiell Driscoll, which pretty much sums up why many SF music fans are more willing to stay home and catch Coachella within the confines of their favorite local venue.