Colin Hurley Paints 'Haunted by a Cat!'

Happy Halloween. They say. Cats say. Meow. It's just another day! No it's not. My paintings are all haunted. By cat spirits! If you buy one, you actually are buying a cat from the other side. I don't know how. I don't know why. It's called a pitch. Hallween is forever! Ha ha ha! Cat's are real! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Hissssss! Please come and see my show!! Of ghost cats! And pan it. I mean really pan it. And publish it. And make me so famous! Ooops. I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Art is everything. You are hypnotized by the great ghost cat! Forget! But Happy Halloween! Ha ha ha ha! Art is not everything on the Friday before Halloween, right by Ashby Bart in Berkeley. Think outside the Colin Hurley's Cubism! Think Cats, Art, and of course, Halloween. All original paintings for a good home by me, Colin Hurley. For art, cats, and Halloween. These are all keywords. I'm just saying. There's this actor named Colin Hurley. He's getting all the attention on Google. I want that attention! This is my life. I want to be that artist. Is that so wrong? So I'm inserting a lot of boring keywords in this rant? Art is everything. Okay, now I just want to write something but I'm running out of ideas. Or am I? I'm not really painting anymore but I'm going to paint a lot of ghost cats for this show. I'm working on a sitcom about.... Boring! I have to write words. Meow. What should I say?

I'm "Haunted by the Cat!"