These are the reasons NOT to buy weed from Darren.
1. Darren stores his weed near Nag Champa.
A. When you smoke it, it tastes like you're smoking
Nag Champa, which is infuriating.
2. Darren is unprofessional.
A. Darren doesn't even own a scale.
1. He measures his weed in handfuls.
3. Darren never has bags or anything to carriage the handfuls of weed and he's usually not home when he said he would be.
A. Receiving weed out of the mail slot in a coffee mug isn't cool, kids could into it, or pests.
B. Returning the mug to the mail slot for your 'mug deposit'.
Friday November 9th TALKIES returns with a jam packed bill of brilliant comics doing anything but their regular set. Very special guests Emily Markoe, Dominique Gelin, Pete Lee, Ben Kolina, and Your Pal Gordo join TALKIES Regular Scott Vermeire for a night of laughter so intense it could convince you to buy weed from Darren (see above).
JUST THE FACTS:
TALKIES
Friday, November 9th 8PM
All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Avenue
Oakland, CA
With Special Guests:
Emily Markoe
Dominique Gelin
Pete Lee
Ben Kolina
Your Pal Gordo
Hosted By Scott Vermeire
Tickets: $10 Adv/$12 Door
Get tickets here:
https://www.alloutcomedytheater.com/