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Sporty’s has a laid-back vibe as a hole-in-the-wall bikini/sports bar located in a Sunnyvale strip mall. It offers a full bar but no food, but patrons can usually bring in their own. They’ve got bikini-clad go-go dancers but the emphasis is usually on the bar side of the business.
The discreet location of the Sporty's Bikini Bar in Sunnyvale, in a strip mall behind a Carl's Jr., makes formulating excuses about where you've been for the last couple of hours to your significant other incredibly easy, not that we would ever date a girl that wouldn't go with us to a gentleman's club, but if you do, tell 'em that six dollar burger was the bomb. Of course the Sporty's Bikini Bar has a full bar because the ladies are not nude, but if you've got any sort of imagination it ain't hard to picture them that way. Also, this Silicon Valley gentleman's club has a pool table and big screen TVs tuned to sports, but with the Sporty's Bikini Bar's line-up of scantily clad, beautiful dancers you can't give us one good reason why you'd be shooting stick or checking the score on the game (they replay Sportscenter all night long anyway).