Fri December 14, 2018
Kate Rhoades|Cliff Hengst|Brian McMullen|The Satan Sisters|TALKIES
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We are sooo excited to welcome you to the FUNNEST Office Holiday Party of the year! And we're even MORE excited to be partnering with Universal Time for this year's festivities! What's Universal Time you ask? Universal Time is a brilliant new idea conceived by a team of the world's SMARTEST economists to solve the world's biggest problem, Time Zones, BOOOOO! I just hate calling a friend and being like, what? It's an hour later there? HOW!?!?! WHAT"S HAPPENING TO MY MIND!!! Wouldn't it be better if we all functioned on the same time? So if I called a friend in London from Oakland at 7PM tonight, it would be 7PM there as well, it's just that 7PM there would happen to occur at what we currently call 3 in the morning. See, simple.
And best of all, Universal Time will make everyone so. much. more. PRODUCTIVE! When holidays, birthdays, and special events are all re-assigned to the weekend interval, no one's personal life will have to interfere with work, and that makes everyone happier. I know I'll feel so much better when my birthday always falls on day 265, which is always a weekend interval unless it's a leap week, in that case it would fall at an uncountable date/time in the leap week time void, voila! So, tell ya what, I'll see YOU at TALKIES on {uncountable sum} at {uncountable sum}!
Always With The Factums:
TALKIES Holiday Office Party
Friday December 14th 8PM
All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Ave Oakland
Tickets: alloutcomedytheater.com
$10ADV/$12DOOR
With Special Guests:
Krista Fatka
The Satan Sisters
Brian McMullen
Kate Rhoades
Cliff Hengst
and TALKIES Regulars:
Nick Stargu
Aviva Siegel
Land Smith
Scott Vermeire
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And best of all, Universal Time will make everyone so. much. more. PRODUCTIVE! When holidays, birthdays, and special events are all re-assigned to the weekend interval, no one's personal life will have to interfere with work, and that makes everyone happier. I know I'll feel so much better when my birthday always falls on day 265, which is always a weekend interval unless it's a leap week, in that case it would fall at an uncountable date/time in the leap week time void, voila! So, tell ya what, I'll see YOU at TALKIES on {uncountable sum} at {uncountable sum}!
Always With The Factums:
TALKIES Holiday Office Party
Friday December 14th 8PM
All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Ave Oakland
Tickets: alloutcomedytheater.com
$10ADV/$12DOOR
With Special Guests:
Krista Fatka
The Satan Sisters
Brian McMullen
Kate Rhoades
Cliff Hengst
and TALKIES Regulars:
Nick Stargu
Aviva Siegel
Land Smith
Scott Vermeire
We are sooo excited to welcome you to the FUNNEST Office Holiday Party of the year! And we're even MORE excited to be partnering with Universal Time for this year's festivities! What's Universal Time you ask? Universal Time is a brilliant new idea conceived by a team of the world's SMARTEST economists to solve the world's biggest problem, Time Zones, BOOOOO! I just hate calling a friend and being like, what? It's an hour later there? HOW!?!?! WHAT"S HAPPENING TO MY MIND!!! Wouldn't it be better if we all functioned on the same time? So if I called a friend in London from Oakland at 7PM tonight, it would be 7PM there as well, it's just that 7PM there would happen to occur at what we currently call 3 in the morning. See, simple.
And best of all, Universal Time will make everyone so. much. more. PRODUCTIVE! When holidays, birthdays, and special events are all re-assigned to the weekend interval, no one's personal life will have to interfere with work, and that makes everyone happier. I know I'll feel so much better when my birthday always falls on day 265, which is always a weekend interval unless it's a leap week, in that case it would fall at an uncountable date/time in the leap week time void, voila! So, tell ya what, I'll see YOU at TALKIES on {uncountable sum} at {uncountable sum}!
Always With The Factums:
TALKIES Holiday Office Party
Friday December 14th 8PM
All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Ave Oakland
Tickets: alloutcomedytheater.com
$10ADV/$12DOOR
With Special Guests:
Krista Fatka
The Satan Sisters
Brian McMullen
Kate Rhoades
Cliff Hengst
and TALKIES Regulars:
Nick Stargu
Aviva Siegel
Land Smith
Scott Vermeire
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And best of all, Universal Time will make everyone so. much. more. PRODUCTIVE! When holidays, birthdays, and special events are all re-assigned to the weekend interval, no one's personal life will have to interfere with work, and that makes everyone happier. I know I'll feel so much better when my birthday always falls on day 265, which is always a weekend interval unless it's a leap week, in that case it would fall at an uncountable date/time in the leap week time void, voila! So, tell ya what, I'll see YOU at TALKIES on {uncountable sum} at {uncountable sum}!
Always With The Factums:
TALKIES Holiday Office Party
Friday December 14th 8PM
All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Ave Oakland
Tickets: alloutcomedytheater.com
$10ADV/$12DOOR
With Special Guests:
Krista Fatka
The Satan Sisters
Brian McMullen
Kate Rhoades
Cliff Hengst
and TALKIES Regulars:
Nick Stargu
Aviva Siegel
Land Smith
Scott Vermeire
show less
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All Out Comedy Theater
2525 Telegraph Ave., Oakland, CA 94612
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