Give me a call. I am an experienced musician, teacher (I teach privately and at a music school), and performer with lots of patience and a strong memory of not being able to tune my guitar, let alone communicate with it. Fifteen years later I can play and express things on the instrument I couldn't even conceive of when I first started.
My goal has always been to teach my students (and myself) how to express themselves on the guitar, find their own voice, and, quite simply, play the hell out of the damned thing.
YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR if you want to. It takes much less time than you think if you start out right. Females and males, young and old, rock stars and absolute beginners all welcome.