The holidays are over. You're fat, tired, hung-over, unemployed, broke as f*ck, freezing cold, your boss canceled the holiday party right before he laid you off, you're sick of your family, you didn't get any toys, and we're 13 days away from a new President. What else are you gonna do—stay home? Do you even still have a home? Come in from the cold and sweat off those winter woes with some sweet ass dancing and 2 bands and 2 DJs almost too awesome to all be on the same Rumble bill. It's crazy, right?