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Fri April 5, 2019

FYRE'd: A Fyre Festival Mock Event. Relive the biggest party disaster, without the disaster. (2 Rooms, 9-3am, 18+, Prizes)

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Have you ever dreamed of flying to a pristine tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women and sexy men, only to be completely stranded for 24 hours with no food, shelter, or any personal belongings? How about drunkenly fighting 3 random people over a cold, wet mattress? Ever wanted to take a week off of work, so you can travel to a post-apocalyptic nightmare? Do you love being locked in a hot, sweaty airport for 12 hours? How about cheese sandwiches?

Well, you’re in luck! Experience FYRE’d, and relive the biggest party disaster in history (without the disaster). No longer will you need to run from wild pigs trying to cannibalize you. No need to be sexually solicited for basic necessities, such as clean water, and sanitary bathrooms. You may be asking, “Hey, can you throw in some of the hottest live musical acts of our generation???"

Absolutely not!!! …but we do have the next best thing: Veteran DJs spinning all of those tunes instead. Don’t spend 100x more for an event that will leave you with extreme PTSD. Come get FYRE’d, and get a slightly lower, and much more manageable case of PTSD.

DJs will be spinning music from all acts "booked" at Fyre Festival! (Second room is open format)

Including:
Ja Rule (not actually booked at FYRE surprisingly), Blink 182, Major Lazer,Disclosure, Migos, Lil Yachty, Skepta, Rae Sremmurd, G.O.O.D MUSIC artists (Kanye, Pusha T, Big Sean, Desiigner)

Plus: Matoma, Daya, Klingande, Kaytranada, Claptone, Le Youth, Lee Burridge, Tensnake, Thugfucker, Blond:ish, Niconé, Rampue, Bedouin, Fur Coat, Jan Blomqvist, Lovecraft, BO, Daniel Cowel, Sezer Uysal, Lake Avalon, Rancido, Beto Abrahão, Nici Faerber, Daniel Nydegge, & Stefano Richetta

Main Room Set Times:
Matt Haze: 9pm-10:30
https://soundcloud.com/matthaze
https://www.facebook.com/djmatthaze

Ultraviolet (Trap City) 10:30-Midnight
https://soundcloud.com/djultraviolet
https://www.facebook.com/ultravioletdj/

11:30 Costume Contest!

FYR (Fresno): Midnight-1:30am
https://www.mixcloud.com/thehomiefyr
https://www.facebook.com/TheHomieFYR

Danny Delorean aka Nebakaneza (Turbo Drive/Ritual) 1:30-3am
https://soundcloud.com/dannydeloreanmusic
https://www.youtube.com/dannydelorean

Second Room Set Times:
CTRL Z (Ryury + Big Maggz) 10pm-Midnight
https://www.facebook.com/RYURY-193098230729203/
https://www.facebook.com/CTRLZmuzik

Meikee Magnetic (Bootie/Turbo Drive) Midnight-1:30am
https://soundcloud.com/meikeemagnetic
https://www.facebook.com/GlitterazziSF/

Costumes are encouraged, with a grand prize for the winner of our costume contest, as well as a runner up prize. The more creative the better, but must be somewhat representative of the failed Fyre Fest event. To enter, please send your name to [email protected]. You can also sign up in person, but it won't guarantee you a spot. Contest is at 11:30.

The winner will get this backpack (http://tinyurl.com/y55npfw8) full of goodies, but we're also giving away tons of tickets to multiple events at DNA. Including Little Big's live show, Sequence, Bootie, Hubba Hubba, Mortified, and Turbo Drive. View the full calendar here: https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2019/04.html

Potential Costume Ideas:
Sexy Vapid Millennial, Douchey Bro, Instagram Model, Hipster Social Media Influencer, Pablo Escobar, Trust Fund Baby, Lord Of The Flies Jungle Kid, Desperate Looter, Andy King (etc.)

There will be a coat check, so feel free to dress as scantily clad as you would like.

Photo Booth:
We will have a white dome disaster tent, with a small air mattress inside that you can take pictures in. We can even spray you with Evian to give you the full effect if you like. Please don't piss on our mattress, or slash the tent (like that one asshole in the documentary). There will also be a lifesize cardboard cutout of Andy King that you can take pics with.

Visuals and Decor:
Video clips from both documentaries.
Promo material taken from the Fyre Fest marketing shoots.
Music videos from the artists booked at the festival.
Tropical Island beach vibes, meets dystopian zombie apocalypse.
Inflatable pigs, beach balls, palm trees, tiki torches, etc.

Food: Crappy cheese sandwich and a fist full of lettuce.

Specialty Drink: "The Influencer": Jack Daniels Fire + Ginger Beer + Bitters.

Click here if you'd like to donate to the Exuma locals who were screwed over by Billy McFuckface: https://www.gofundme.com/exuma-point-fyre-fest-debt

$20 Presale Tix (SOLD OUT!)
$25 Presale Tix (Available!)
$25 at the door
This event is ages 18+

VIP PACKAGES FOR $19,999.99
*Make out with Victoria Beckham all night.
*Slaughter live baby pigs in front of their mother.
*Your own 5 minute DJ set.
*10 champagne bottles to smash on poor people’s faces.
*You can ask security to kick out any ugly people.

Press Coverage:

https://www.sfchronicle.com/style/article/Fyre-d-at-DNA-Lounge-mocks-influencer-13641237.php

http://www.sfweekly.com/music/dance-your-schadenfreude-away-at-fyred-a-fyre-festival-mock-event

https://alt1053.radio.com/blogs/dallas/fyre-festival-themed-costume-and-dance-party-coming-sf-april

http://www.darkbeautymag.com/2019/02/fyred

(Water will be provided upon request, no need to suck dick)
Have you ever dreamed of flying to a pristine tropical island, surrounded by beautiful women and sexy men, only to be completely stranded for 24 hours with no food, shelter, or any personal belongings? How about drunkenly fighting 3 random people over a cold, wet mattress? Ever wanted to take a week off of work, so you can travel to a post-apocalyptic nightmare? Do you love being locked in a hot, sweaty airport for 12 hours? How about cheese sandwiches?

Well, you’re in luck! Experience FYRE’d, and relive the biggest party disaster in history (without the disaster). No longer will you need to run from wild pigs trying to cannibalize you. No need to be sexually solicited for basic necessities, such as clean water, and sanitary bathrooms. You may be asking, “Hey, can you throw in some of the hottest live musical acts of our generation???"

Absolutely not!!! …but we do have the next best thing: Veteran DJs spinning all of those tunes instead. Don’t spend 100x more for an event that will leave you with extreme PTSD. Come get FYRE’d, and get a slightly lower, and much more manageable case of PTSD.

DJs will be spinning music from all acts "booked" at Fyre Festival! (Second room is open format)

Including:
Ja Rule (not actually booked at FYRE surprisingly), Blink 182, Major Lazer,Disclosure, Migos, Lil Yachty, Skepta, Rae Sremmurd, G.O.O.D MUSIC artists (Kanye, Pusha T, Big Sean, Desiigner)

Plus: Matoma, Daya, Klingande, Kaytranada, Claptone, Le Youth, Lee Burridge, Tensnake, Thugfucker, Blond:ish, Niconé, Rampue, Bedouin, Fur Coat, Jan Blomqvist, Lovecraft, BO, Daniel Cowel, Sezer Uysal, Lake Avalon, Rancido, Beto Abrahão, Nici Faerber, Daniel Nydegge, & Stefano Richetta

Main Room Set Times:
Matt Haze: 9pm-10:30
https://soundcloud.com/matthaze
https://www.facebook.com/djmatthaze

Ultraviolet (Trap City) 10:30-Midnight
https://soundcloud.com/djultraviolet
https://www.facebook.com/ultravioletdj/

11:30 Costume Contest!

FYR (Fresno): Midnight-1:30am
https://www.mixcloud.com/thehomiefyr
https://www.facebook.com/TheHomieFYR

Danny Delorean aka Nebakaneza (Turbo Drive/Ritual) 1:30-3am
https://soundcloud.com/dannydeloreanmusic
https://www.youtube.com/dannydelorean

Second Room Set Times:
CTRL Z (Ryury + Big Maggz) 10pm-Midnight
https://www.facebook.com/RYURY-193098230729203/
https://www.facebook.com/CTRLZmuzik

Meikee Magnetic (Bootie/Turbo Drive) Midnight-1:30am
https://soundcloud.com/meikeemagnetic
https://www.facebook.com/GlitterazziSF/

Costumes are encouraged, with a grand prize for the winner of our costume contest, as well as a runner up prize. The more creative the better, but must be somewhat representative of the failed Fyre Fest event. To enter, please send your name to [email protected]. You can also sign up in person, but it won't guarantee you a spot. Contest is at 11:30.

The winner will get this backpack (http://tinyurl.com/y55npfw8) full of goodies, but we're also giving away tons of tickets to multiple events at DNA. Including Little Big's live show, Sequence, Bootie, Hubba Hubba, Mortified, and Turbo Drive. View the full calendar here: https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2019/04.html

Potential Costume Ideas:
Sexy Vapid Millennial, Douchey Bro, Instagram Model, Hipster Social Media Influencer, Pablo Escobar, Trust Fund Baby, Lord Of The Flies Jungle Kid, Desperate Looter, Andy King (etc.)

There will be a coat check, so feel free to dress as scantily clad as you would like.

Photo Booth:
We will have a white dome disaster tent, with a small air mattress inside that you can take pictures in. We can even spray you with Evian to give you the full effect if you like. Please don't piss on our mattress, or slash the tent (like that one asshole in the documentary). There will also be a lifesize cardboard cutout of Andy King that you can take pics with.

Visuals and Decor:
Video clips from both documentaries.
Promo material taken from the Fyre Fest marketing shoots.
Music videos from the artists booked at the festival.
Tropical Island beach vibes, meets dystopian zombie apocalypse.
Inflatable pigs, beach balls, palm trees, tiki torches, etc.

Food: Crappy cheese sandwich and a fist full of lettuce.

Specialty Drink: "The Influencer": Jack Daniels Fire + Ginger Beer + Bitters.

Click here if you'd like to donate to the Exuma locals who were screwed over by Billy McFuckface: https://www.gofundme.com/exuma-point-fyre-fest-debt

$20 Presale Tix (SOLD OUT!)
$25 Presale Tix (Available!)
$25 at the door
This event is ages 18+

VIP PACKAGES FOR $19,999.99
*Make out with Victoria Beckham all night.
*Slaughter live baby pigs in front of their mother.
*Your own 5 minute DJ set.
*10 champagne bottles to smash on poor people’s faces.
*You can ask security to kick out any ugly people.

Press Coverage:

https://www.sfchronicle.com/style/article/Fyre-d-at-DNA-Lounge-mocks-influencer-13641237.php

http://www.sfweekly.com/music/dance-your-schadenfreude-away-at-fyred-a-fyre-festival-mock-event

https://alt1053.radio.com/blogs/dallas/fyre-festival-themed-costume-and-dance-party-coming-sf-april

http://www.darkbeautymag.com/2019/02/fyred

(Water will be provided upon request, no need to suck dick)
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