File this one under the “What Not To Wear” category. Some crazy Australian dude with a company called Black Milk makes these leggings. He also makes some other weird stuff that I think I’ve seen hipsters wearing in the Mission.

Technically, these are called “Muscle Leggings” and they’ll set you back $75 Australian dollars, and although I have no idea how many American dollars that is, I’m sure that’s too much.

Would you wear these?