If you thought that Hooters (353 Jefferson Street) was just for tourists and/or classless degenerates, well then you’ve clearly never enjoyed their endless wing nights, every Tuesday. You’d have to be a real boob to miss out on such an incredibly voluptuous dining deal. For $14.99 you can have your choice of boneless or traditional chicken wings doctored up with any spice or flavor imaginable and the deal goes on all day long!

Unlike ‘Nam, however, there are a few rules: no sharing, no take-out and no sneaking out extra wings into purses or handbags. You know who you are. Aside from these entirely reasonable restrictions, you can go to town on their surprisingly delicious deep-fried delights. To be honest, there are not a lot of places out there that make as consistently awesome hot wings as Hooters. So if you’re willing to deal with the touristy part of town, Fisherman’s Wharf is the place to be on Tuesdays. The deal is good from open to close (11AM – 11PM) and if you come in during their regularly scheduled happy hour (3PM – 6PM) you can wash all that spiciness down with $2.50 pints of Bud and Bud Lite.

Just make sure to leave a little room for dessert next door at In-N-Out Burger.