This week GQ posted their picks for the Douchiest Colleges in America, but I found this revised version a little more on the mark.

After all, GQ ranked MIT as 9th on the list, which causes me to question the creators’ very definition of a douche (a douche is not to be confused with a nerd), and they ranked Cornell as the #1 douchiest college. What?! The GQ list doesn’t even feature USC or Arizona State.

However, in what may be a controversial move, on the revised list Stanford is switched out for Cal. Hm…

What is your definition of a douche?

For GQ’s list, go here.

For the revised (and better) list, go here.